Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Chemistry and Element Jokes

Dead Chemists
What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!

Ice water
H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? -- H2O cubed

Polarity Chemistry Humor
Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear.

Chemistry One Liner
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

mole jokes
What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.

Joke Why Chemists Are Great
Why are chemists so great at solving problems? Answer: Because they have all the solutions.


Keywords: jokes, elements, chemistry